Thursday, 21 February 2013

Pervert

Plastic Terry is a pervert who hits on his school-friends daughters, despite being a wrinkly old fart. He's also mentioned on various forums where female students warn each other about him.


This is a picture Terry tried to remove from the internet because many a'truth is said via humour

Classic Cutz

Classic Cutz

Classic Cutz is (Plastic) Terry Smiths' hairdressing shop, located on Fourth Avenue (in the middle of a council estate on the east side of York)

It is from this exhaulted position (sole trader in rented shop) in society that Terry assumes his authority to put his shiney plastic suit on and gob off to the press, council and anyone else he thinks might listen more just because of this.
Classic Cutz Professional Barbers in York
Terry has had quite a few hidings from people at this location. So far he hasn't bothered reporting any of these to the Police. If you wonder why - see page on this website called "Pervert"

The front of the shop has been valnalised on many occasions, and Terry also faces legal action from City of York Council over the scummy looking adverts he keeps attaching to lamp-posts in the area.

Wednesday, 20 February 2013

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